The high quality terry cloth bath towel has two distinct sides. One side is clearly marked BUTT, one side of the towel is marked FACE. Never again will you have to wonder if the part of the towel your rubbing all over your face to dry off was just drying your cheeks again! The Butt-Face Towel is 100% cotton and measures about 45" x 25". It makes a great gag gift, but don't forget to get one for yourself.

Butt / Face Bar Soap - Never again will you have to ponder, which side of the soap did you just wipe your behind with in the shower. Or even worse, who else was washing their butt with the soap. We have solved this timeless problem once and for all with our BUTT FACE bar soap. This fragrant bar soap will leave you clean and fresh, and free your mind of worry about where that bar of soap has been. One side is brown and is engraved with "BUTT", flip the soap over to reveal the white side, engraved with "FACE".

Ducky is a cute 11 inch tall plush animated duck that sings and moves to Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Head. He is wearing an addorable little mini rain coat, and has a real umbrella. The total quality on the product will blow you way, he is increbily well made and the audio sounds to be CD quality. Makes a funny gift for anyone.

As if babies and toddlers are not cute enough, when your little one pops this in their mouth, people will just crack up. Several style to choose from.

Express yourself and show off your funky attitude with any of our funky attitude stickers and decals. Over 170 different funky stickers to choose from!

The Crazy Cluck Chicken flaps and waddles around while doing the "Chicken Dance," clucking and flapping his wings in sync with the melody! Grab him by the neck and lift him up while he does his annoying little dance, and he will squawk and cluck like mad, flapping his wings wildly as if he is gagging and choking! So go ahead... choke the chicken and watch him go wild!

Who is not a fan of the classic talking Chihuahua from Taco Bell? Now you can own your own Taco loving Chihuahua with this officially licensed talking dog. Over 10 Inches tall, squeeze his ear and he will say 4 different legendary expressions including, "Yo quiero Taco Bell", "I think I'm in love", "Can't this boat go any faster?", "What is a logarithm?".

Add some retro flare to your home or office with this chic lava lamp nightlight. Over 6 inches tall, with replaceable bulb, and an on off switch.

This giant wine glass measures 9 inches tall and will hold a full bottle of wine! Imagine yourself nice and snuggly on the couch next to a roaring fire. The last thing you want to do is to get up and pour yourself another glass. Now it's not necessary! Just pour the whole bottle right into this giant glass! Think of the money you'll save on wine stoppers!

Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well, this may just be the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away.

These whacky, and funny mini refrigerator magnets are sure to give you a smile in the morning, or every time you go and open up the ice box door. They make great additions to greeting cards, and gifts. These look great on any metal surface.

Place these naughty DO NOT DISTURB Door hangers on your bedroom, bathroom of office door. Great gag to leave on co-workers office door too! One side is naughty, and one side is for nice.

We all know someone who is always late and yet they really do not seem to care. They are on 'whatever time', meaning whatever time they feel like showing up, they do. Or maybe you have a room in your house where you go to relax, away from the everyday stresses of life, or a loud mouth boss? You need to be on whatever time. The new Whatever Clock is perfect for people who want to free themselves of the time constraints of life. A real working clock, but all the numbers have fallen, and rest jumbled on the bottom of the clock.

Made from a real book, keep this novel tucked on your shelf to hide your valuables. Crooks will pass right by these boring reads.

100% Cotton. Funny Drinking T Shirt with "Buy This Man A Beer" print. Available in sizes Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, and 3XL.

100% cotton heather grey slim fit adult T Shirt with distressed navy blue text, "Drink. Pee. Repeat." printed on front. Sizes Medium-3XL.

Travel around the board, in and out of the Irish bar, the village pub, the club and the tavern having a drink and collecting bottles along the way. However, you may have to arm wrestle, perform some magic and bar tricks and do some unimaginable feats in varied and interesting ways. A fun packed, hilarious excursion into the realms of Unreality and Beyond! A sophisticated drinking game for 2 to 8 people.

Oh, sure, your tree is up and decorated. You have a nice wreath on the door. Candles in your windows. Lights hanging on your house. You may think you finished decorating for the holidays, but you forgot the most important room of them all! Now you can spice it up with our holiday toilet paper! When you or your guests are spending time on the throne trying to pass Aunt Ethal's Fruit Cake, you can still be reminded of the joys of the holiday with this designer toilet paper! Each roll is 3 ply with 200 sheets! Available in Reindeer, Santa and Snowman patterns.

Get in the spirit (and smells) of the holiday season with the jolly Pull My Finger® Santa! The holidays will never be the same. No one can resist Santa when he sticks out his finger. 7" seated plush character that shakes and makes a farting sound with 7 hilarious random remarks.

Every fake lottery ticket appears to be a guaranteed winner of $20,000 or more. These are great additions to Christmas cards, or as stocking stuffers. When the recipient scratches the ticket it appears as though they have won up to $20,000, but when they read the back and realize they need to contact Santa Claus to claim their prize, they realize they are the victim of a hilarious holiday prank!

Presenting Rude Rover, the Christmas dog with no class! He sings and toots the favorite holiday song "Jingle Bells". Press his ear to start him singing and watch his lips move. Hold his tail to hear him toot the same song, synchronized to the music! His mouth moves while he sings and his butt moves while he toots!

T-Shirts are a fun way to express yourself, or make a statement. This one is hilarious with it's message. "I'm Not Santa (But you can still sit on my lap)". Also makes a funny gift to a friend or family member. T-shirts come in your choice of sizes, most are available in Medium, Large, XL, 2XL and 3XL. All shirts are 100% Cotton unless otherwise noted.

When you wind him up and let him go, he waddles across the table, flapping his wings as he moves. And every few steps, he poops out a little ball of delicious candy. Penguin Pooper comes in the little display box shown. This includes 0.7 ounces of candy balls. To fill your penguin, you bend back the penguin's head and load him with the candy poop.

Press on Frosty's body and he poops out a delicious candy. This little Snowman candy dispenser comes with little brown candies and is refillable.

Press on Rudolph's body and he poops out a delicious candy. This little Reindeer candy dispenser comes with little brown candies and is refillable.

Press on Santa's head and he poops out a delicious candy. This little Santa candy dispenser comes with colorful Christmas candy, and is refillable.